![]() Zelda’s maternal instincts are magnificent. Sabrina tells her aunts all about the prophecy. I’m not sure why he got to be her master if she was the one healing his wounds but that’s how old the patriarchy is, apparently. I feel like the devil would be scruffier? Like maybe he would have chest hair? Lilith explains that she was Lucifer’s handmaiden. Both of them are so specifically CW-hot that I honestly had to pause the episode to laugh. Lucifer Morningstar, fresh out of heaven, has the very groomed facial hair of someone who isn’t living in the land before time. Teen Lilith has a toga like a freshman at her first frat party and, obviously, heat-styled hair extensions. Let’s start there: Wardwell tells Sabrina her origin story and reveals that she is, in fact, Lilith. We have sexy, naked surprise-dads, boyfriend betrayals, implausible declarations of love, and unintentionally hilarious flashbacks to the dawn of time. ![]() Mortals and witches unite in the fight against the apocalypse. Unholy smokes! It is ALL HAPPENING in this finale.
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